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I'm not someone overly interested in "working" in the way most people think. That is to say, I have no interest in doing labor in exchange for fiat money which I will later use to pay the interest on a lifetime of loans from the corrupt, omnipresent, puppet-masters that be. When not playing Warcraft on a hacked account (paying subscriptions are for the sheep) you'll most likely find me out finding ways to thwart the establishment.
For example, donning my long socks, flip-flops, overalls, and flannel shirt and walking into fast food establishments to make long complex orders then trying to use monopoly money as payment. When they refuse me, I simply straighten, tilt my head down slightly, furl my unibrow and begin speaking to them in latin; telling them how they are but mere sheep for the corporate, satan-worshiping, illuminati wolves whom they serve. Sometimes I'll walk into walmart, fill my shopping cart to the brim with goods, and once it's all been scanned and bagged, I'll give the cashier my darkest smile and slowly turn and walk out the door in triumph.
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I don't normally like females, or people in general, but I suppose it would behoove me to weed out those unworthy by describing what I need in you. I require someone without higher level education. If you are illiterate, and someone is reading this for you, even better. It would also be best if you are mute, but not deaf. If you must speak, you must always refer to yourself in the third person without using your own name. For example, I would tell you something like, "This sandwich you made me.... I find it... acceptable. You may go bathe now." For which you will bow your head and reply, "This one is pleased to serve you, your Grace." You will only refer to me as, "your Grace," "your Highness," "Batman," or "Master Wayne."
We should meet in my basement dwelling. Some time between 9am and 5pm during the weekday, when my roommate is out at work. Or perhaps after 11pm, once I've made sure they're asleep. Otherwise, if the shrew were to see you enter my abode, the old wench would likely incessantly offer to make you food or show you my baby pictures without letting you so much as respond before running off to grab either nourishment or memorabilia.
If we find ourselves bereaved of entertainment after a while, we can go out on the town on my tandem bike. I'm still saving up for a car.

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