Single Terrance, 32

Never Married Berenice, 53

but still, I had to giggle. Aaagh, Brixham at 75, zooming toward 76, I want a special someone like I want another hole in ma head. don't misunderstand, I adore the female of the species, and have several very dear female friends, but I have ma hands full just takin' care of ma self to service another ego/vanity under this roof would most likely be more comedy than warm fuzzy drama and cut ma life span by 3 or 4 years in the process. I kinda a dual union, at my age, as twice the probability of a serious problem. Why? Well, folks bring to a dual union only assets and possibilities but folks already on the slippery slope entering into a dual union, only bring liabilities and needs I already have a backpack of those. At 21 a special someone was a serious NEED! At 51 I enjoyed an Alaska timberwolf all the time, and a special someone about half the time. But at 81 I'll enjoy ma toy dog (Havanese) and appreciate a housekeeper half a day, twice a week. If, perchance I happen to make 91, all I'll want be a 42" LED TV in some form of assisted living. I just read a hilarious piece about a who'd just bottomed and wanted to sing the praises or getting topped. I know what he's feeling! He wondered about other men's eupehmisms for it: Lookin’ for in All the Wrong Places When One-Eye Met Brown-Eye Drilling for Oil on the Taking His Temp with the Meat Thermometer Bogeying Hole Number TwoDivorced Sunny, 48

Single Jordan, 26

Divorced Thu, 58