Never Married Celinda, 41

Single Georgianne, 31

Never Married Ferdinand, 44

Lichens- I'm not to sure what your deal is or why Columbus City it bothers you so much that I decided to use a common drinking phrase and use it in a different way nor do I think being an a**hole is necessary! Ya I live in Tennessee and we speak English over here but that still doesn't mean I can't use had one to for other statements your a Di*k whats with these traditions today? frankly im glad the one has come about but somebody should inform the europeans. shaving your junk and her saving her cockpit. unless youve been date raped under your redneck husband for the last 20 years, ladies have picked up the wonderful tradition of trimming down the hedges and edging the lawn. which is a wonderful thing but theres one small detail youre forgetting. your ass crack perhaps? shave the hair from your hole there too unless youve just arrived from some small province in bosnia. i know when im going to town i freaky down some and its a slight turn off knowing while you shaved the garden, you forgot the sidewalk , which also ponders the proper hygiene techniques when youre washing down the in the boat. do you leave soap somewhere? thats not tasty nor mood enhancing. its downright red light brake time to ask with the most painful smile one could muster: are you saying i need to wash my mouth out with soap? perhaps you were a mule and thats just leftover H from the days haul. you didnt know it was there, right? trust me: a bath is great, even better shared but a shower and washcloth are of much better use together than a bar of soap and a soak in the water you just soaped up to clean yourself with, take the bath, sooth those nerves, calgon away. then rinse off that soapy, residual salty, dirty bath water AT LEAST!!! Geee zuz i wish you women had to eat yourself just once when you werent fresh and clean. helloooo you dont serve lobster in the water you boiled it in do you?Married Mellissa, 53

Never Married Eloy, 32