With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $ , there is a better way Navajo when we get old feeble. I have ascertained that I can get a nice room at the Holiday Inn for around $ leaves $ a day for beer, food (room service), laundry, gratuities and special TV. They have a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. Super 8 is somewhat more economical and they have a free breakfast, though you usually have to walk next door for lunch and dinner. There be a bit of a wait to get that first floor room, but that's OK, it takes months to get into decent nursing homes. There is the Senior Bus, the Handicap bus (if you fake a decent limp), a Church bus or, cabs, and even a regular bus. For a change of lunch take the Airport Bus and eat at one of the fast food cafe's there. The Inn has security, and if someone sees you drop over, they an ambulance. And should you break a hip, the American Way is to. What more can you ask for? As a bonus, they all have AARP and other Senior discounts. So: When I reach the age help me keep my grin. Just check my old rickety ass into the nearest Holiday Inn! but I bought a new one and still not enough power to drill a hole in a freakin' dowel! Its just a piece of homeowner-grade crap. So I splurged and bought a Makita contractor grade! Cuts through pressure treated lumber like a hot knife through butter. **droolMarried Maxie, 38

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