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Women seem to be dumbfounded because I:
a) Have a job
b) Drive a car
c) Have a good head on my shoulders
d) Have a College Degree (I am a triple major)
e) Can read
f) Can write without using "textspeak"
g) Can spell
h) Have a good vocabulary
i) Can have a real conversation
j) Am a nice guy who will treat you right
k) Very stable
l) Dress in anything other than t-shirt and jeans
"What? Ive never seen anybody on slist like this before! You must not be human if you are on slist." People treat me as if I was an alien.
I suppose for classification purposes, I am an alien living in Northeast Ohio, obviously single, and although contrary to popular opinion, white and not green, male and very lonely. I do not smoke and drink socially. I love drinking the "Green Mystery" stuff from Naked Juice. An everlasting loving friendship with female alien is desired. I can always use good friends. And right now I could use one.
My life: I am cute for an alien, overlooked, used, taken advantage of, lied to, ignored or invisible to single women. (And here I thought I was handsome ) My spacecraft, um, I mean vehicle that I drive must be marked U.F.O. or something because sometimes I see cars with red and blue lights on top of them following me as if I was speeding through the galaxy. Especially on I-71. As part of being stuck on this planet, I am an office worker, (something about currency and surviving ) and I solve the worlds problems daily as required by humans who keep telling me every day naughty ladies want hot sex Kearney Nebraska that I need to "work".
I go to school so my head can get bigger and bigger which is why everybody wants me to be their lab partner or ask me if they can "pick my ". And here I thought it was about making myself a better person and getting a better job so I can make more money and advance in the work world. But the real truth about school is that you go more and more into debt so you can get a piece of paper that you could make yourself and make yourself look good.
Use the ancient machine you a computer and write for friendship. What else do you have to do if you are on here all the time looking at ads every day? "I only read the ads just for fun." Yeah, right. I bet you even answer some and secretly hoping it will be some hot guy and hope something happens. How many times have you yelled at your husband or boyfriend because you thought he looked at Playboy Magazine for the pictures when in fact he was really reading it for the articles? And here you thought weve been lying to you all these years
I dont care what part of the planet you are from. I dont care about looks or age. I am on the Wrong End of the 40s. Age is a number. It does not mean anything. I saw it on the internet today. Somebody out there has to be as lonely as me and feels alienated by people. The platonic section has become more, um, "non-platonic" (Im being nice here ) and we aliens dont have a dating site. Plus my spacecraft is only limited to earth. And I heard slist is full of creatures of all kinds. Some of the words Ive heard you women use to describe men tells me so You know the story. One or two and its over. You see my picture and go aaaahhhh! No kidding. (Ive been the victim of the picture and run scandal. People arent honest anymore )
I dont want endless strings of or texts or never ending phone s. I would love to meet even if all we do is sit on the porch and talk. Its not fun being alone all the time with nobody to talk to.
Feel free to write, text or anytime. Good friendship is the best. Friendship is better than dating it seems. I wont use any alien technology type of device on you to make you fall for me or probe you. (Maybe hypnosis like they used to have in the back of the comic books in the 70s ) You will be treated with love and kindness the good old fashioned human way.
What about you? Do you feel the same? Been rejected by men because of "looks", "age", "distance" or "something came up"? Do you get this "I am real" and when you send a picture they never talk to you again? Those arent real people. And yes, I know how you feel. I am not that way. I am legitimate.
"Al" (Short for Alien)