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I ENJOY paying for dinner! I will go to that terrible romance movie with you without vocalizing any of my completely legitimate complaints! I will encourage you to get the fuck out of the house and spend time with people that are not quite as awesome as me! I don't care how much money you have, if you have a car, where you live (unless it's more than a half hour from Rochester, in which case kindly start feeling depressed), or really about anything as long as you are, in fact, female, single, without kids, fun, like to laugh, and will pretend that you're even remotely interested in the things that I like!
Seriously, Valentine's Day is coming up. I can only imagine how depressing it is to be single on the single biggest corporate-America sham of holiday of the year. Alright, maybe I can imagine it pretty well, since I've developed a bit of a knack for being single on it the last few years, but I blame it on Rochester's dating scene. So please, email me. Let's chat. Get to know each other. You may find that, under all of my awesome (totally not ripped off from NPH) awesomeness (not a typo...I don't make those; it's a legit thing, the awesome awesomeness), I'm actually a pretty sweet guy with a penchant for slightly off-kilter humor. I may make you laugh. I will undoubtedly make you cry tears of joy at some point in any future relationship. And really, isn't that worth at least looking into? So email me! Tell me about yourself, where you think my personal psychosis derives from thanks to your first year psychology coursework, or just impart some of your knowledge about why I'm a sad, sad little douchebag of a man that is single for a reason! You'd obviously be the expert, reading through these ads, no? Unless of course you just read them for amusement like you tell your friends. Then that's cool.
Oh, put your least favorite part of living in this ridiculous city they ed Rochester in the subject line so I can quickly delete spam! If you tell me yours I'll tell you mine! ;-)
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