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Need "scary" date There's this daughter of a family friend who is around my age. I've known her my entire life. She's judgmental, , , looks down on others for a multitude of reasons, and is obsessed with perfection. Well, she's getting married next weekend and I'm supposed to go to the wedding. When I asked her if I could "bring someone," I just meant a friend for moral support and guardianship against the beams of evil that will radiate from her as she passes us down the aisle. She thought I was asking if I could bring a date, to which she responded: "Sure, as long as he's not SCARY!" (I think this is in reference to my ex boyfriend having a very colorful sleeve tattoo, but I'm not entirely certain.) So, now I'm seeking a date for this awful wedding. The "scarier" you are, the better. Preferred features include, but are not limited to: - Numerous, large, frightening, offensive tattoos - Facial piercings and subdermal - Hair that is not its natural color - Bald/long hair/anything that would ask you to before hiring you - Unconventional facial hair - Really pointy eyebrows - Tail and/or cloven hooves We have to sit through the ceremony, but that will be short. There will be an open bar at the reception, so FREE BOOZE until we inevitably get kicked out. Then you can let me take you out for MORE BEER. And probably a pizza, because her caterer sucks. : I am not doing this with the intention of humiliating my date or making a spectacle of him. The ideal candidate has a sense of humor about the way snowflakes like my "friend" react to them. Personally, I'm not turned off by any of these qualities. If we like each other, we should totally go out again. If not, pizza and beer are still on me. About me: SWF, early twenties, petite built, dark brown hair, green eyes, likes biology and films. Put "BOO!" in the headline so I know you're a real person.

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LOOKING FOR SAME HI, IF YOU ARE IN THE SAME BOAT AS ME. I KNOW IT SUCKS.
SO IM TRYING THIS AGAIN. IM IN A BETTER PLACE NOW,
THAN I WAS LAST TIME I TRIED THIS.
IM LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE,
WHO ((UNFORTUNATELY)) HAS IT TO.
A NORMAL TO ATHLETIC TYPE WOMAN FROM 40-60.
PLEASE BE A NONE SMOKER,
CASUAL DRINKER IS OKAY.
I WORKOUT ALMOST EVERY DAY.
BUT IM NOT A BEEFED UP BODY BUILDER TYPE.
I AM 6 0lbs 53 YEARS OLD
IVE HAD SINCE 1983
FINDING SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT.
IS THE SAFEST WAY TO DO THINGS.
LESS STRESS IS A GOOD THING FOR US.
I RARELY GET IT THESE DAYS.
BUT I AM STILL CONCERNED ABOUT PASSING IT
TO SOMEONE THAT DOESNT.
PLEASE LIVE "FAIRLY" CLOSE TO CHARLOTTE COUNTY
OF COARSE FRIENDS FIRST
BUT OPEN TO "MAYBE" PROGRESSING TO SOMETHING MORE
THAN "JUST FRIENDS" DATING IS INTERESTING.
BUT,FOR THE MOST PART IT SUCKS.
PLEASE REPLY WITH THE YEARS YOU GOT IT.
(MINE WOULD BE LIKE (1983)
THANX GOOD LUCK
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Money cant buy love and I know that all too well, however I would like someone who has and enjoys nice things and working hard. This is probably a total waste of time. But I love music, running, Xbox Kinect, hunting, and anything active and outdoors. I love to travel, I come from an amazing family. I do not date short or skinny men. I am small. 54" tall Measurments 33" bust C cup, 24" waist, 34" hips, I have brown hair and blue eyes. I did some modeling in my twenties and so I am not too hard on the eyes. And I am very sexual, and have to be physiy attracted to even attempt contact. CL is not the place I should prob go: I will not post pics. But if you are interested, send response with catchy subject line, and photo. Maybe a lil but about yourself. I would like to see your face, not your dick. Lol anyway. I love to play dress up in bedroom, but I am always a lady in public.

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